Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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