Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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