Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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