So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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