Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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