At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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