Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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