it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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