her vagine was all disorganized.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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