ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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