Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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