you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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