Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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