i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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