Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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