Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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