just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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