this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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