so that wasnt chicken after all
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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