they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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