VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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