lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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