and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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