If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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