with your own penis?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
