love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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