So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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