Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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