I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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