That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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