NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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