THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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