Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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