I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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