So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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