And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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