that's an acceptable place to lick
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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