Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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