it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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