My liver just broke up with me...
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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