And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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