The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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