I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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