Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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