shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just fell off a train. Bad.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Everyone says I win the strip club
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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