You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I party with great urgency now.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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