new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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