to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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