have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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