Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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