We're like a lot better than the average bears
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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