well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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