When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Randomize
